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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 12, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Salima
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Masika
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Salma
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 17, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 10, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 10, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
