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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Husna
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Farida
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 29, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Kiza
Guest
May 25, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 19, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 16, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Majid
Guest
May 6, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
