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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Farida
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Makame
Guest
May 31, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Latifa
Guest
May 20, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 3, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
