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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Issack
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Asha
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Juma
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 31, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 19, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 19, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 17, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 15, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Biashara
Guest
May 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
