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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Amir
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
😁 This is gold!
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 28, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Habiba
Guest
May 27, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 22, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 17, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 17, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Tambwe
Guest
May 12, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Maida
Guest
May 3, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Issack
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Maida
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
