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Mjaka
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Feb 1, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Issa
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Wande
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Shani
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Amina
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Majid
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Yahya
Guest
May 30, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Habiba
Guest
May 22, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 19, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 14, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 9, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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George Tenga
Guest
May 7, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
