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Mdada alienda super-market kununua kuku, bahati mbaya kwenye frij kulikuwa na kuku mmoja tu, muuzaji akamtoa akamuweka kwenye mzani, akaonekana ana kilo moja na robo.
Mdada akamuuliza muuzaji,’Huna mkubwa zaidi?’ Muuzaji akamchukua yule kuku na kujifanya kamrudisha kwenye friji, halafu akamtoa tena kwenye friji na kumrudisha kwenye mzani, safari hii akagandamiza mzani kwa gumba, kuku akaonekana ana kilo mbili. Mdada akasema ‘Duh afadhali huyu mkubwa kidogo, naomba unifungie nawachukua wote wawili’
Mamaaaaa muuzaji sijui atatoa wap kuku wa pili😂
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