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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Sep 25, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Rukia
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Sep 15, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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Farida
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Farida
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Amina
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Warda
Guest
May 17, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 15, 2024
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 13, 2024
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Aziza
Guest
May 10, 2024
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 9, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Azima
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Juma
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
๐ This made my day!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
