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Shamim
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Sep 13, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Juma
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 31, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Salima
Guest
May 29, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 17, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Abubakar
Guest
May 16, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Latifa
Guest
May 12, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Athumani
Guest
May 10, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
