What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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What’s the smartest insect around? |
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What do birds do on Halloween? |
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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What do elves learn in school? |
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Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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What’s black and white over and over again? |
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What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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Why was the clown crying? |
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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Why was the math book always worried? |
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What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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The Joke Factory: 10 Rib-Tickling Gems for Nonstop Laughter |
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What was born to succeed? |
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What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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Why was six afraid of seven? |
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What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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Where did the king keep his army? |
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