| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| Which flower talks the most? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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