| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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