Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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What do elves learn in school? |
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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Why is the forest so noisy? |
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Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog |
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What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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What did the baker say to his wife? |
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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What did the duck say to the clown? |
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What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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What do witches order at hotels? |
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Why was the math book always worried? |
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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