| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Which flower talks the most? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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