| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What type of dog loves going to the groomer? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Which flower talks the most? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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