| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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