| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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