Best 25 Funny SMS Messages to Spread Laughter 😂📱

  1. Hey, I heard you wanted to lose some weight. Just remember, the only exercise I do is running out of patience! 🏃‍♀️🍩

  2. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He would stop at nothing to avoid them! 🧮😁

  3. My dentist told me I need a crown. I said, "I know, right? I've always wanted to be a king or queen!" 👑😃

  4. I asked my dog if he wanted to hear a joke, but he just gave me a puzzled look. I guess he's more of a "paws" person! 🐶🤷‍♂️

  5. I dropped my laptop into the ocean. Now it's a Dell-phin! 🐬💻

  6. They say money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Lamborghini than in a bicycle! 😭🚗💰

  7. Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it! 🚧😆

  8. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🧪🤔

  9. I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel! 🦪💃

  10. My friend said I'll never be as good as a mime. I told him, "No one can talk to you!" 🤐🙄

  11. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home! 😁🏠

  12. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!" 👀📚

  13. I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any! 🙈👖

  14. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me! 🤗💕

  15. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🧪🤔

  16. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist! ☁️😅

  17. My girlfriend said she needed more space, so I locked her outside. She meant on her phone! 📱🌌

  18. I asked my wife if I was her first love. She replied, "Of course, I've never been in love before!" 💑❤️

  19. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? They had to let him go because he was a leopard! 🐆🏃‍♂️

  20. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me! 🤗💕

  21. My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships! 🔋👫😅

  22. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents! 🎪🔥

  23. I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me! ⚾️😮

  24. My friend asked me if I knew any good jokes about sodium. I said, "Na." 🧪😄

  25. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀😂

Spread some laughter and joy with these funny SMS messages! 😄 Remember, a good laugh can brighten anyone's day! 😂💕