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Jamaa anayependa kuwafanyia watu uhuni leo kapatikana na huyu mdada
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mdada alienda super-market kununua kuku, bahati mbaya kwenye frij kulikuwa na kuku mmoja tu, muuzaji akamtoa akamuweka kwenye mzani, akaonekana ana kilo moja na robo.
Mdada akamuuliza muuzaji,’Huna mkubwa zaidi?’ Muuzaji akamchukua yule kuku na kujifanya kamrudisha kwenye friji, halafu akamtoa tena kwenye friji na kumrudisha kwenye mzani, safari hii akagandamiza mzani kwa gumba, kuku akaonekana ana kilo mbili. Mdada akasema ‘Duh afadhali huyu mkubwa kidogo, naomba unifungie nawachukua wote wawili’
Mamaaaaa muuzaji sijui atatoa wap kuku wa pili😂
😅😅😅😅😅Hapo ndipo utagundua kwa nini MUWA co TUNDA 🚶🏽🚶🏽
Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Vijana mkiwa mnaendesha magari mna post mukiwa mpo beach mna post mkiwa kwenye masherehe mna post Lakin mkiwa mmeenda kwa mganga siwaoni kupost mitunguli na vibuyu vya mganga unakuwa je wa zee tena. 😀😀😀😀
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Et jamaa kawekwa jela kwa kosa la kupoteza mamiilion.ya kampun akiwa gerezan babayake alituma barua Ikisema yan.mwanangu tumapata shida maana shamba halijalimwa na jatujii litalimwaje na msimu ndio huo nataman.ungekuwepo ningepata msaada wa kulimiwa hili shamba
Yule kijana alijibu tafadhal baba usilime hilo shamba maana pesa zote nilizo ibwa nimeficha.huko
Kwakuwa barua zote laxima zipite kwa mkuu wa gereza ndio xiende kwa muhusika kesho yake mzee alikuwa shamba lote limelimwaa na polisi
Akatuma ujumbe tena yule kijana Nashukulu umepata msaada sasa nazan unaweza ukaendelea kupanda mazao shamban.kwetu😂😂😂😂😂
Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"
Zuzu akatabasamu. Akaendelea kuongea kabla sijafanikiwa kumzuia. "Kweli kabisa anko. Vitu vinavyoanza na K ni vitamu sana kwa mfano kuku, kalimati, keki, kabab, katleti, kashata, kisheti na karoti."
Nikashusha pumzi. "Ahaa! Kumbe ndo hivyo, ni kweli!"
Zuzu akanitupia swali. "Kwani we anko ulidhani nini?"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ukimchoka mkeo, waweza kumtaftia sababu za kumuacha kama hizi
_ 1. Missed calls 16? Umeua betri la simu yangu. Kwa hiyo hata mimi unaweza kuniua… It's Over!!! _ 2. Hata hunieshimu. Mi naongea na wewe lakini we upo bize unavuta pumzi? It's over! _ 3. Nimekupigia umepokea simu hapohapo. Huna subira. It’s over!! _
4. Nilikwambia huwa napenda chakula cha moto lakini hujanipashia ice cream. Hunijali. It's over! _ 5. Nimekupa mayai mawili, moja uchemshe jingine ukaange. We umekaanga ambalo ulitakiwa kuchemsha na umechemsha ulilotakiwa kukaanga. Huniheshimu, It’s over! _ 6. Nimekuita DARLING na wewe ukaniita HONEY. Yani kwa maana nyingine unamuita mama yangu NYUKI. Huheshimu wazazi wangu, fungasha kilicho chako. its over.
Hii ndio maana ya Matatizo, usiombee hili likukute
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Matatizo ni nini???
`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako, ` 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒
