eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (4 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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The Joke Factory: 10 Rib-Tickling Gems for Nonstop Laughter
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
The Joke Factory: 10 Hilarious Hoots That'll Crack You Up & Leave Your Sides Splitting!
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What’s a frog’s favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? 🐸🎮 Hoping to find its favorite game!
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐛 What do you call a worm with no teeth? 🤔 This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! 😄🍭
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do 🍌 put sunscreen before beach? 🌞 They don't want to peel! 😎🍌
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🃏 Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 🏴☠️ Because he was standing on the deck! 🏖️ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! 🙅♂️
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕒 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was 🤕 "second" sick!
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌲+🍏= ❓What do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? 🤔 Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! 🍍🌳
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Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the 🦃 eat dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍗😂
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What’s the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟
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Why don’t animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤡 Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 😂🍿
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? 🏃♂️🛏️ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! 😴👾✨
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What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦖🗣️ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! 🤔💡
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What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌟 What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny 💌? 🤔
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys 🤠 ride horses? It's like dating! 🐴🌹 They're tired of wrangling cows 🐄 And need a wild ride instead! 🤪🐎
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍦 Where can you learn to make ice cream? 🍨 This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! 🏰🧊
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌬️What's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! 👻🚀
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍔👧 What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! 🍔😄
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. 🚓 "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" 🕊️ #FowlPlay
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? 🤔❄️
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️🍎📚 What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! 😄🧛♀️🎉
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Why was Santa’s helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷♂️😢🔍
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, ❄️ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐇🎶 Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! 🎶 What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! 🐰🎵
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the 🌞 and wanting a break from the chilly weather! ❄️🐦🌴
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚗❓🐘 What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! 🥜🤣
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Why didn’t the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥
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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊 What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" 🐦😄
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put 💄 on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! 🤔😄
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What’s black and white over and over again?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄
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