eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
What do birds do on Halloween?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ฆ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? ๐๏ธ
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both ๐ฅheartwarming and ๐งcheesy!
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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! ๐๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ๐๐
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called? ๐๐
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Why canโt skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? ๐ถ๐ Because they have no organs! ๐บ๐ธ๐น
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ฆ get detention? ๐ค It couldn't resist horsing around! ๐๐
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? ๐ค The tide of knowledge! ๐๐
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Laugh Your Way Through the Day: 10 Jokes for Instant Cheer
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? ๐พ
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What do you have in December that you donโt have in any other month?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In December, I sparkle and glow โจ But in other months, it's a no-show! ๐
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? ๐ฅ
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? ๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! ๐ด๐พโจ
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Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐
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What do witches order at hotels?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter! ๐ With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" ๐ช๐งน
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ญ "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! ๐ง๐"
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling cows ๐ And need a wild ride instead! ๐คช๐
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! ๐
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ
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What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? ๐๐ฎ It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?
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Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ๐๐ฆท
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! ๐งฉ๐
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Where do baby pens spend their day? ๐ค They have a "write" of passage to the ๐ซ Pen-dergarten! ๐ผโ๏ธ
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The Laughter Lounge: 10 Jokes to Make Your Day Shine
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"The Laughter Lounge: 10 Jokes to Make Your Day Shine" Welcome to the laughter lounge, where smiles are served with a side of chuckles and laughter is the main course! Brace yourself for a bellyaching journey through the most hilarious jokes that will brighten up even the dreariest of days. So grab your funny bone and let's dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme!
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆท When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ
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