eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
What is a topβs favorite ride at the amusement park?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π’ What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! π
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½οΈ What kind of table can you have for dinner? π€β It's not just any table... it's a table with a π! Guess the answer, if you're able! πβ¨
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Where does the witch park her broomstick? π Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! ππ§Ή
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press your luck! πβ¨
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? π
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦· When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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Why canβt skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? πΆπ Because they have no organs! πΊπΈπΉ
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Where can you always find a peacock?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. π¦
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? π: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! πΆ #VeggieJokes
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π²+π= βWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? π€ Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! ππ³
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘Why was the clown crying? π Because he couldn't π« find the π€‘punchline! ππ₯³
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWhat swims in the sea, but can't see? π€ This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! π Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ππ
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Whatβs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦π£οΈ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! π€π‘
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Whereβs a wallβs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§±Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?π§± Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ππ°
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Where can you learn to make ice cream? π¨ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! π°π§
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. π "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ποΈ #FowlPlay
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
𦴠What tickles a skeletonβs funny bone? π€£
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Whatβs a scarecrowβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just π½ all the more!ππππ
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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? π± Because 7 ate 9! ππ½οΈ
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? π€ The tide of knowledge! ππ
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How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a π¦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ππΎ
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Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Clutching Your Sides, and Begging for Mercy!
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ππ
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it scarefully clean! ππ§΄
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ Which day does the potato dread? π€ It's the one where it's mashed and spread! π±π₯
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? π£ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! ππ€
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" ποΈ
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! πΆ
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? π¨ A spπ»π¦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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Hilarity Unleashed: 10 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laugh out loud with our side-splitting selection of jokes! Get ready to unleash the hilarity and tickle your funny bone like never before!
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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅οΈββοΈ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a π with no π, no π¦΅, and no π₯? I bet they've mastered the art of βοΈ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? π"
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