Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? 🍌🍵 Can you crack their secret code? 😄 Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! 🍎🍓☕️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐍 Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! 🐍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the girl put 💄 on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐴 Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? 🤔 Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! 🤭"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why can't skeletons play music? 🎶💀 Because they have no organs! 🎺🎸🎹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do 🐝 have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon 🕷️ to keep honey thieves 🍯 stuck in a sweet trap. 🙈🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" 🐦😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌹What did the farmer 🚜 give his wife 👩‍🌾 for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both 🥕heartwarming and 🧀cheesy!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I am chilling! 😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a 🙊. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What did the teacher do at the beach? 🏖️ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! 🐳✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚗❓🐘 What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! 🥜🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and ✨shine✨ like a 💫star💫! Show her your 🧠genius🧠 and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔥 "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? 🤔 Prepare to be bamboozled! 😄" ❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐱What dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? 🍨It's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-bright! Can you guess, without any stress? 😺This riddle will surely keep you impressed!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What player made the banker say 💰💃?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌪️What's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! 🎯

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👹 What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? 🧙‍♂️ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on 🎃pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! ☕️🍽️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 🦃 eat dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍗😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐱Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "🎶Hey diddle diddle, the 🌕 and the 🐄 I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"🎶

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦵🦵What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! 🐔🦆🦅Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! 🤢💩So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? 🕺💃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! 🎈🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕵️‍♀️ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! 🔎😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are polar bears always undecided? 🐻❄️ They can't decide where to vote! 🗳️🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟‍♂️💀