eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the 🦃 eat dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍗😂
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
💘 "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" 🐘💌
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻Where do ghosts go for a swim?🌊 In a 👻ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! 😎👻
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Which bus crossed the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚 Why did the book join the police force? 🚓 Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! 🔍✍️😄
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How did the boy react when his turtle died?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐢 When his turtle died, the boy's face turned 😮, his tears flowed like a 💦, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the 🐢 race now!" 🏁
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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a world of monsters and mishaps, 🧟♂️ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? 🙊
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦆: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? 🤡😄
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐛 What do you call a worm with no teeth? 🤔 This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! 😄🍭
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🖊️ Where do baby pens spend their day? 🤔 They have a "write" of passage to the 🏫 Pen-dergarten! 🍼✏️
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕
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What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎢 What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! 🎠
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Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌆 In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, 📚 🗽 Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! 🧠 🍎 But where, you ask, is this magical place? 🤔 🚇 Where numbers and laughter embrace? 😄 🗽 Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile 😁 🌈 It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! 🚌 📚 So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ➕✖️➗ 💡 Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? 🤔 Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! 🤓 The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! ⌛️ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! 🎩 Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? 🌟
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Why is the forest so noisy?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌳 Why does the forest sound like a party? 🎉 It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest 🎶 emoji-filled secret?
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎺🥶 What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen 🎺? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! ❄️🕵️♂️
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍋🤒 What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... 🤔 This riddle will entertain! 🍋🎁
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦴 What tickles a skeleton’s funny bone? 🤣
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐟What swims in the sea, but can't see? 🤔 This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! 😂 Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! 🌊😉
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️🍎📚 What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! 😄🧛♀️🎉
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Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👑 In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? 👑
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How long should an elephant’s legs be?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👁️"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? 😜"👁️
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥔 Which day does the potato dread? 🤔 It's the one where it's mashed and spread! 😱🥔
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Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures 🦉 flock to me? Is it because I'm a 💉sucker for attention?
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Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? 🏴☠️ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! 🎟️💸
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧙♀️ Where does the witch park her broomstick? 🚗 Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! 😄🧹
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌬️What's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! 👻🚀
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻 What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? 🍨 A sp👻🍦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤯🔌 What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his 🧠 explode or did he get a ⚡️shocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!
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