eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ๐ฝ all the more!๐๐๐๐
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? ๐พ
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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious jokes guaranteed to brighten your day! Get ready to giggle till it hurts!
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Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! ๐ฏ
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐โ๐ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Why donโt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? ๐ฆโ๏ธ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! ๐๐คฃ
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! ๐๐
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! ๐คโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! ๐๐คฃ
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was ๐ค "second" sick!
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Why was Santaโs helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? ๐
๐ป๐งโโ๏ธ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ข๐
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What do you do if youโre a fan of Draculaโs?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? ๐ฑ Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. ๐งด๐ Now, can you crack this mystery? ๐๐
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What was the bankerโs favorite player on the football team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What player made the banker say ๐ฐ๐?
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Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ด Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? ๐ค Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! ๐คญ"
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐
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What has two legs but canโt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
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Where do books hide when theyโre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a ๐. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling cows ๐ And need a wild ride instead! ๐คช๐
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! ๐ฌ
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?
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Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ๐๏ธ๐ธ
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? ๐ฆ
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! โ๏ธ๐
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Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ๐๐ฐ
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ๐๐
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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Why donโt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คก Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐๐ฟ
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Tick-tock, don't be blind! ๐ค Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? ๐ A riddle that'll blow your mind! ๐ง ๐ฅ No time to waste, let's find! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆท When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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