Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do 🐝 have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon 🕷️ to keep honey thieves 🍯 stuck in a sweet trap. 🙈🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight 🌼 Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? 🌸💬 With petals as lips, it never misses a chance 🌺😄 To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! 💃🌻

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? 👣 Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! 😉🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻Where does a ghost feel most alive?🏰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐴 Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? 🤔 Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! 🤭"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍖🍗💀 What does a 💀 order for dinner?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧝‍♀️In their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!🎓✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 💀 cross the 🛣️? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕵️‍♀️ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! 🔎😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟‍♂️💀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the girl put 💄 on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the owl say to his sweetheart? 🦉💕 Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐔 Why did the chicken go to jail? 🚓 Because it was caught eggtremely 🐣 bad-beaking! 🤭

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍎 "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" 🌳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔥 "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? 🤔 Prepare to be bamboozled! 😄" ❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥕: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? 🍄: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! 🎶 #VeggieJokes

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? 🐾

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are elephants such bad dancers? 🐘💃 They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥄: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! 🍴😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 👓-wearing teacher shine brighter than the 🌞? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! 😎👩‍🏫

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘🌪️ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a 🌈dream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? 🤔✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? 🤔 #WhosWrongHere

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did 🥬 beat 🥕 in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐰 To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the 🎩 & conjure a carrot-scented ✨ or hypnotize it with a 🕰️. Don't worry, no 🐇 were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍌 I'm a fruity delight, 🤔 👟 But not made for your feet! 😄 Guess what I'm called? 🍌👠

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘📞What's a 🐘 doing in a 📞 booth? This 🤔elephant's got a 📞🤳 appointment! 🤣🐘

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was the math book always worried? 📚➕🔢🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures 🦉 flock to me? Is it because I'm a 💉sucker for attention?