Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? 🏆 Hint: There's a 🌽-ucopia of these!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? 🍌🍵 Can you crack their secret code? 😄 Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! 🍎🍓☕️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌆 In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, 📚 🗽 Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! 🧠 🍎 But where, you ask, is this magical place? 🤔 🚇 Where numbers and laughter embrace? 😄 🗽 Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile 😁 🌈 It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! 🚌 📚 So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ➕✖️➗ 💡 Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? 🤔 Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! 🤓 The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! ⌛️ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! 🎩 Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? 🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡Why was the clown crying? 🎭 Because he couldn't 🚫 find the 🤡punchline! 😂🥳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? 🦃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? 🏴‍☠️ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! 🎟️💸

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. 🏀🦷

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! 🎈🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎢 What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! 🎠

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey 🍗 make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the 🌞 and wanting a break from the chilly weather! ❄️🐦🌴

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦷 When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚶‍♂️When you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! 🤔✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do 🍌 put sunscreen before beach? 🌞 They don't want to peel! 😎🍌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are elephants such bad dancers? 🐘💃 They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! 🙊🖥️ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the horse need a doctor? 🐴😷

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎵What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! 🎶

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎣 What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? 📚 Because they always catch a lot of 🐟 "book"worms! 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? 🏰👑💂‍♂️ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! 🧩😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did everyone want the 🎵 teacher on their ⚾ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! 🎶😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍗🍂 What aroma tickles your 👃 at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your 😋 and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? 🦃💨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐶 keep tripping? It's a 🤔pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a 🚶‍♂️ruff time finding its 🐾balance!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! ☕️🍽️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I am chilling! 😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐄 On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? 🌞 They go to the 🍦 pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! 😄🐮

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍔👧 What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! 🍔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📏 What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! 📐😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💘 "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" 🐘💌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟‍♂️💀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's ✨sunny☀️, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like 🎉turkey paradise!🍗

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕