eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ππ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! π
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Where do books hide when theyβre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a π. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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Which Budgie owns the cage?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? π€
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How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a π¦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ππΎ
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What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and β¨shineβ¨ like a π«starπ«! Show her your π§ geniusπ§ and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! π
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"What's shakin', π§²? I'm stickin' around!" π
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! π΄π
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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πππ What does a π order for dinner?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏοΈ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? π°π"
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? π€ Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ππ
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? π€£
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Why canβt skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? πΆπ Because they have no organs! πΊπΈπΉ
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π¦ get detention? π€ It couldn't resist horsing around! ππ
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What π·οΈ has 18 legs, π¦ can't escape, and πββοΈ runs away from?
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? π€ #WhosWrongHere
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? π£ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! ππ€
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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" π¦π
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ§ What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! ππ
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ
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What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? π¦π Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!
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How did the hairdresser win the race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πββοΈWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a πcutting edgeπ and a π¨blow-dryer boost! No wonder she left the competition πββοΈ in the dust!πͺοΈ Can you unravel her secret? π€
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π° To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the π© & conjure a carrot-scented β¨ or hypnotize it with a π°οΈ. Don't worry, no π were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? π
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦· When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What aroma tickles your π at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your π and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? π¦π¨
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ππ
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€―π What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his π§ explode or did he get a β‘οΈshocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!
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Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? π΄ββοΈπ€ It was just two-tired! π
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? π: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! πΆ #VeggieJokes
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This riddle will entertain! ππ
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do π put sunscreen before beach? π They don't want to peel! ππ
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? π€ His days were numbered! πππ΅
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