eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? 🍀 Because you don't want to press your luck! 😄✨
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Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧱Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?🧱 Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! 😄🏰
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? 🏃♂️🛏️ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! 😴👾✨
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐄 On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? 🌞 They go to the 🍦 pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! 😄🐮
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦷 When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? 🐴😄
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Why is the forest so noisy?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌳 Why does the forest sound like a party? 🎉 It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest 🎶 emoji-filled secret?
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? 🤔 Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! 🐙🎈
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥔 Which day does the potato dread? 🤔 It's the one where it's mashed and spread! 😱🥔
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚗❓🐘 What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! 🥜🤣
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Why didn’t the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do 🍌 put sunscreen before beach? 🌞 They don't want to peel! 😎🍌
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Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👑 In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? 👑
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What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In December, I sparkle and glow ✨ But in other months, it's a no-show! 😄
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! 😎
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What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦇 What's a bat's favorite pastime? 🤔 Hint: It's not just hanging around! 😉🎾✨
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What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔑 At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? 🤔 This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! 🦉 What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? 🍽️ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! 😋
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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👹 What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? 🧙♂️ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on 🎃pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
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Why did the chicken go to jail?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐔 Why did the chicken go to jail? 🚓 Because it was caught eggtremely 🐣 bad-beaking! 🤭
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What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕷️🕸️ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? 🖱️🕷️
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What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐇🎶 Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! 🎶 What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! 🐰🎵
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? 🤔❄️
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What’s black and white over and over again?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? 🏰👑💂♂️ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! 🧩😄
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, ❄️ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐭 "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! 🧀😝"
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐻❄️🏦: Where do polar bears keep their money? 🤔💰
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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤸♀️🤹♂️🍌 What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! 🍌🤹♂️🤸♀️
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👁️"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? 😜"👁️
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What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌟 What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny 💌? 🤔
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