Mchaga mmoja kamtoa mke wake out mambo yakawa hivi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!"
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Duh! Kizungu kigumu, cheki alichojibu huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia nilichomfanyia huyu dereva sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:41 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kingereza sio mchezo, angalia huyu anavyojichanganya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kizungu nacho ni sheeeedeer
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huu ndio uhondo na raha ya kupanda daladala wajameni
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi
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Misemo 17 ya kuchekesha
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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SMS Mafua ndiyo hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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KICHEKESHO: Ukiona masikini Kachinja kuku
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mwanafunzi kweli kiboko
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Haya ndiyo madhara ya kutowapeleka watoto kanisani ⛪
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Aina mojawapo ya watoto ambao ni hasara kuwa nao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm.
Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na
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Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
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Huku ndiko kuumbuka bila chuki
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Majibu ya mkato ya kuchekesha Kutoka Kenya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Tamaa mbaya, cheki kilichompata Huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia nilichokifanya Jana kumkomoa x-wangu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mpenzi Akikuita Mamito, Mjibu Hivi
Updated at: 2025-01-31 22:06:05 (10 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu,
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Cheka kidogo: Majibu ya mhindi kwenye mtihani wa Kiswahili alipoambiwa ajibu methali
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000
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Mbele ya hela binti usharobaro achia mbali
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kilichompata huyu mwanafunzi kilaza anayejiamini
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wazo la asubuh - penzi la kuku
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kwa hiki kilichonikuta sitadanganya tena kuanzia leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki jinsi huyu mwanaume alivyomuweza mwanamke wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Demu alimpigia simu jamaa yake ilikua weekend mazungumzo yalikua hivi:-
Demu: hello baby wangu leo bata wapi?
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Vichekesho vya kukuondoa mawazo leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dokta alipotembelea wodi ya mgonjwa wake aliyepata ajali. Mgonjwa akiwa amening'inizwa mikono juu akauliza "dokta ntaweza kweli kupiga kinanda nkitoka hospitali?"
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Wadada acheni hizo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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KICHEKESHO: Ajira ngumu!! Cheki hawa walivyoamua kujiajiri
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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