Haya mapenzi jamani! Umewah kumpenda kwa kihivi??
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:59 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Je hili ni kweli kuhusu mpenzi maskini na Tajiri?
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Mipango ya mke na mume ya pasaka
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Duh. Chezeya kuhama!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:55 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Misemo 10 bora ya kuchekesha itakayokuacha mdomo wazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:45 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sitasahau mwaka huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:18 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ziara za kushtukiza zinachekesha sana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:30 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hiki ndicho kifo mbele ya Mwanamke
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:39 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:50 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
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SMS Mafua ndiyo hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:36 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:48 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ikitokea hii kwenye chumba cha mtihani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:49 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya kuzamia sherehe
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:48 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu jamaa anavyoungama kwa padri sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:24 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu mzee alichomfanyia muuzaji wa pharmacy
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:01 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee kaingia pharmacy,
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?….Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka …majimaji yaliyomo kwenye
kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;
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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:54 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kichekesho cha mke wa mvuvi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:13 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:06 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
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Swali la kizushi kwa wadada wanaovaa mawigi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:18 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Alichofanya maasai baada ya kupanda Tax
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:30 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.
Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng'ombe na mbusi ipi ngali?
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Ungekua wewe ndio mama wa huyu mtoto ungemfanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:12 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mwanafunzi kweli kiboko
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:30 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ni wazo tuu!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:00 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Baada ya kunitumia SMS usiku ikawa hivi….
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:17 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huku ndiko kuumbuka bila chuki
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:20 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii sasa kali kweli kweli!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Nilichomfanyia huyu aliyenizingua nilipomuazimisha pasi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:53 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh, huyu mama alichokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:03 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki nilichomfanyia boss wangu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:30 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wanawake wa leo mbele ya hela. Hii ni hatari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:24 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Makonda wana mambo, Kila mtu ni ndugu yao
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.
Utasikia,
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Mzee wa kichaga na hela zake. Angalia anachofanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:50 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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