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Kilichompata huyu jamaa akiwa anaangalia mpira mechi kali na mke wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
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Mpenzi Akikuita Mamito, Mjibu Hivi
Updated at: 2025-01-31 22:06:05 (10 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Kizungu kigumu, cheki alichojibu huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia nilivyoingizwa mjini na ujanja wangu wote
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea nikiiwa namsaidia mtoto home work
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu ndo mwanamke
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mchaga kazidi sasa, angalia anavyomfanya huyu mbuzi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.
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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mvua zazua kasheshe! Soma hii..
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Huyu jamaa ni shida, Chezea wimbo wa Taifa!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Utajuaje kama unachoangalia ni filamu ya kibongo!!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki kilichotokea stesheni ya treni, mambo mengine ukipaniki inakula kwako kama huyu jamaa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondokaβ¦
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka.
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Duh, Ukisikia ngoma droo ndio hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ameniomba nimfungulie akaunt facebook cheki nilichomjibu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Analia kilichompata huyu jamaa baada ya kubadili jinsia yake kichawi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi akashtakiwa kumbe yule jamaa ana bibi yake mtaalam wamambo yetu ya Jadiβ¦
Jamaa akaongea na bibi yake amuwekee jinsia ya kike ili akashinde Mahakamani na akitoka arudishiwe mambo yake kama kawaida.
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Huku ndiko kuumbuka bila chuki
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki wanachokisema vichaa baada ya kuona ndege inapita angani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu Jamaa bwana! Cheki anavyojibu sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hizi swaga za huyu jamaa ni shida, Google!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu Jamaa kaona bora afe kuliko mke wake ajue Siri zake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maujanja ya kumkalisha mwanamme wako nyumbani weekend haya hapa
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Je hili ni kweli kuhusu mpenzi maskini na Tajiri?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu,
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Kilichotokea baada ya jambazi kuvamia kanisa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jambazi mmoja aliingia kanisani na bunduki akapiga risasi juu ya bati akasema "asiyempenda YESU atoke nje" wakatoka wote ispokuwa Mchungaji na Wazee wawili.
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Wanandoa wa Kijapani wakibishana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia uhuni wa huyu dereva
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,"nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?"
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Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Taxi Mwanamke aliingia kwnye tax akiwa hana nguo,km alivyozaliwa!Dereva akawa anamshangaa,mwanamke akamuuliza hujawahi kuona uchi au! Dereva akajibu.ninachoshangaa c uchi wako,najiuliza pesa ya kunilipa utakuwa umeiweka wapi?
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Mlevi kazua tafrani, angalia alichokifanya hapa
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
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Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Angalia huyu jamaa anavyojiona msomi, huyu kamuotea, hapa amekwama
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mgeni wa huyu jamaa ni shida
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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