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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Binti
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Husna
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
😄 What a joke!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 30, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Zuhura
Guest
May 30, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Chum
Guest
May 15, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Binti
Guest
May 13, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Halimah
Guest
May 10, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Fadhili
Guest
May 9, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 2, 2024
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Raha
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Shani
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Omar
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Shani
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Makame
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
