Why did the chicken go to jail?

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 9, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

John Lissu (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 15, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Binti (Guest) on August 14, 2024

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Tabu (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Khatib (Guest) on August 1, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 17, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Yusuf (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 11, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 11, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Kiza (Guest) on July 7, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Omari (Guest) on July 4, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 2, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2024

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Maimuna (Guest) on June 15, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 6, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

John Lissu (Guest) on May 24, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 29, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Furaha (Guest) on April 22, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Bakari (Guest) on April 7, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 31, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Omar (Guest) on March 18, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 6, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Saidi (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 2, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 27, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Azima (Guest) on January 21, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 19, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Halimah (Guest) on January 8, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 7, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 11, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 8, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 6, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 27, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Baridi (Guest) on November 26, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Zuhura (Guest) on November 25, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Ali (Guest) on November 15, 2023

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Rahim (Guest) on November 7, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Habiba (Guest) on November 1, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Salma (Guest) on October 29, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Nuru (Guest) on October 29, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Hamida (Guest) on October 27, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 12, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 5, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Issa (Guest) on September 23, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 19, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 12, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mchuma (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 5, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Makame (Guest) on September 2, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 26, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 25, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯