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Hizi hapa, Aina 10 za ndoa usizozijua

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Karibuni tuangalie aina hizi 10 za ndoa.

1. NDOA YA MKEKA

Inatokana na kufumaniwa na Binti wa watu.
Ndoa hii huwa Haina mahari. Hii huvunjika
mwaka mmoja tu,baada ya wanandoa kugundua
hawakuwa wakipendana!

2. NDOA YA MIHEMKO (NYEGE)

Hufungwa na vijana wenye umri wa miaka kati
mume18 mke 16.Huvunjika baada ya miaka 3 au
4 ya ndoa.

4. NDOA YA MAONYESHO

Wenye ndoa Hii hupenda kujionyesha
barabarani.Ila ndani hazina utii.Hupigana kila
wanaporudi kutoka kwenye mizunguko. Cha
kushangaza huwa hazivunjiki lakini ndiyo ndoa
zinazoongoza kwa kuchepuka!

5. NDOA YA UHAMISHO.

Hufungwa na watumishi wa vijijini na mjini. Ili wa
kijijini ahamie mjini.Mahari utoa anaetaka
kuhamia mjini. Hata kama mahari atatoa mume
lakini hii ndiyo ndoa yenye ukakasi
zaidi.Huvunjika mara tu wanapoanza kuishi wote
mjini. Salama ya hii ndoa ni kuhama kutoka mjini
kwenda kijijini.

6. NDOA YA MIMBA.

Hufungwa kwa sababu wanaoowana hawataki
kuonekana makwao kuwa wamezaa nje. Au
muolewaji alikuwa hampendi muoaji kwa
dhati.Muoaji hutumia mimba kama mtego wa
kuingia ndoani. Hii huvunjika mtoto akizaliwa na
kufikisha mwaka 1.

7. NDOA YA MALI (UTAJIRI)

Muolewaji miaka 18 au 28 Muoaji 65 au 70.Ndoa
hii pia huitwa ndoa ya babu na mjuukuu. Ndoa ya
aina hii hudumu, kwasababu mwenye kauli ni
mwenye mali. Asilimia kubwa ya waume wa ndoa
hizi hulea watoto wasio wao.

8. NDOA YA KWASABABU.

Hufungwa ili mradi muoaji au muolewaji
aonekane tu kwa jamii kuwa naye kaoa au
kaolewa.Huwa hazina utii wala upendo dhati.
Ndoa ya aina hii ikifikisha miaka 4 huwa
hazivunjiki wahusika huishi kwa mazoea.

9. NDOA YA UPENDO.

Ndoa hizi ziliishia mwaka 1978 kabla ya vita vya
kagera.Muoaji na muolewaji hawakuangalia vitu
ila utu tu ambao uliwaunganisha na kutengeneza
upendo wa kudumu. Hii ilidumu miaka yote.

10. NDOA KUCHUMA

Ndoa hii ufungwa ili mradi muoaji au muolewaji
akapate kitu au vitu fulani kutoka kwa upande
mmoja wapo. Hii hudumu miaka kadhaa
kutegemea na malengo ya mhusika. Wengine
husubiri mpaka mhusika afe,lkn hujikuta
wanakufa wao kwanza.
Kuwa mwangalifu!

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