Why don’t animals eat clowns?

Khalifa (Guest) on February 24, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Abdillah (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Zakaria (Guest) on February 15, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Athumani (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Jamal (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 28, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mazrui (Guest) on January 16, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

George Tenga (Guest) on December 31, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Halimah (Guest) on December 30, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 26, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 20, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Sumaya (Guest) on December 11, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

John Lissu (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Biashara (Guest) on November 22, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Shamim (Guest) on November 5, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 26, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 30, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Rahma (Guest) on September 17, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 31, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 24, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 13, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Saidi (Guest) on August 9, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mjaka (Guest) on July 28, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Athumani (Guest) on July 15, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 13, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Hawa (Guest) on July 7, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 5, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Shukuru (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 19, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Makame (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 5, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

John Kamande (Guest) on May 2, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 23, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 20, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Khamis (Guest) on April 12, 2015

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Sofia (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 7, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 25, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 21, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 17, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 16, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 2, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼