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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

How did the hairdresser win the race?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!

Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇‍♀️💨

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👥 Mchawi Guest Mar 2, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

👥 Charles Mchome Guest Mar 1, 2015

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

👥 Joyce Mussa Guest Feb 15, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

👥 Francis Mrope Guest Feb 13, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

👥 Masika Guest Feb 9, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

👥 Nchi Guest Feb 7, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

👥 Khamis Guest Jan 16, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

👥 Wilson Ombati Guest Jan 16, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

👥 Sofia Guest Jan 14, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

👥 Linda Karimi Guest Jan 11, 2015

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

👥 Sofia Guest Jan 10, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

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