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Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani

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Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka.
MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,

Jamaa alifura akawa kama mbogo na hapo ndipo zogo kuu lilipoanza

MUME:Watu gani hao watakaokuambia unachupi moje, inamaana unawaonyesha kitumbua changu? Leo utanambia'
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