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Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani
Date: June 25, 2017
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka.
MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,
Jamaa alifura akawa kama mbogo na hapo ndipo zogo kuu lilipoanza
MUME:Watu gani hao watakaokuambia unachupi moje, inamaana unawaonyesha kitumbua changu? Leo utanambia'
Ungekuwa wewe ungefanya nini?
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