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Kilichompata huyu jamaa mroho wa nyama, Hata kaa arudie tena

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama;

JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona sisi tu tunakula nyama shemeji Gulo hagusi kabisa anaishia mchicha tu? Tabia gani hii?
LEVI: Hapana sijamkataza, ila shemeji yako Mngoni halagi nyama ya FISI kama sisi

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