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Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake

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😎 Jamaa kamuaga mkewe anaenda semina Songea kwa wiki nzima kumbe kahamia kwa demu nyumba ya pili toka kwake. Siku ya 1 kalala asubuhi alipoamka kachungulia kwake kukoje,

Si kamuona jamaa yuko nje ya nyumba yake kavaa taulo lake anapiga mswaki. Akapiga kelele, 'We nani?', Jamaa akajibu, 'Mshikaji mambo ya mjini, mume wa huyu demu kasafiri kaenda Songea mi ndo najivinjari hapa'. Mume kajibu kwa uchungu, Shenzi mkubwa, ngoja nirudi toka Songea nakuua.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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Asante Ackyshine

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅

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Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

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Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

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