What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 22, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Hekima (Guest) on November 19, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 18, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Binti (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Maimuna (Guest) on November 15, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 12, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 28, 2023

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Baridi (Guest) on October 22, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Khatib (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Biashara (Guest) on October 5, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 5, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Yusra (Guest) on September 26, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mchawi (Guest) on September 20, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 16, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mustafa (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 23, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Biashara (Guest) on July 28, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Yusuf (Guest) on July 26, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 17, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Shukuru (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 2, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 11, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mjaka (Guest) on May 31, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 14, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 10, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 9, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Issack (Guest) on May 6, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 28, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Nuru (Guest) on April 26, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 21, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 17, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 3, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 27, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

John Kamande (Guest) on March 7, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Binti (Guest) on February 23, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 23, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 13, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 5, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Umi (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Daudi (Guest) on January 26, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mchuma (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Kheri (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Tabu (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 3, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mgeni (Guest) on November 2, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Jabir (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥