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Carol Nyakio
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Nov 22, 2023
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Hekima
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Nov 19, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Nov 18, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Binti
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Nov 16, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Maimuna
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Nov 15, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Mwakisu
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Nov 12, 2023
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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John Mwangi
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Nov 11, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Janet Mwikali
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Oct 28, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Nancy Akumu
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Oct 26, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Baridi
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Oct 22, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Khatib
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Oct 20, 2023
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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David Kawawa
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Oct 13, 2023
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Janet Wambura
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Oct 10, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Biashara
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Oct 5, 2023
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Monica Nyalandu
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Oct 5, 2023
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Yusra
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Sep 26, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Lucy Mahiga
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Sep 21, 2023
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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Mchawi
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Sep 20, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Jane Muthoni
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Sep 16, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Mustafa
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Sep 5, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Patrick Kidata
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Aug 23, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Victor Kimario
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Aug 5, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Biashara
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Jul 28, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Yusuf
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Jul 26, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Frank Sokoine
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Jul 22, 2023
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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George Wanjala
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Jul 21, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Charles Mchome
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Jul 17, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Patrick Kidata
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Jul 4, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Shukuru
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Jul 3, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jul 2, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Kenneth Murithi
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Jun 11, 2023
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Mjaka
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May 31, 2023
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Grace Minja
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May 14, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Ann Awino
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May 10, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Betty Kimaro
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May 9, 2023
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Issack
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May 6, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Charles Wafula
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Apr 28, 2023
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Nuru
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Apr 26, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Joyce Nkya
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Apr 21, 2023
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Apr 17, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Samuel Were
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Apr 15, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Alice Mrema
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Apr 3, 2023
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Susan Wangari
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Mar 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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John Kamande
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Mar 7, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Binti
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Feb 23, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Grace Mligo
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Feb 23, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Feb 20, 2023
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Mercy Atieno
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Feb 13, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Anna Mchome
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Feb 5, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Umi
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Jan 29, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Daudi
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Jan 26, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Mchuma
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Jan 24, 2023
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Kheri
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Dec 30, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Tabu
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Dec 29, 2022
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Peter Mbise
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Dec 17, 2022
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Henry Sokoine
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Dec 7, 2022
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Patrick Kidata
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Nov 3, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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Mgeni
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Nov 2, 2022
๐ That punchline!
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Anna Mchome
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Nov 2, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Jabir
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Oct 19, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ