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Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi

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Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.

mtoto kwa sababu mama uliniambia nikitoka shule nije moja kwa moja mpaka nyumbani nisiende kokote

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