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MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?"
MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi."
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
JAMAA:"msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi" akalala
asubh wanakunywa chai akaibuka mrembo,jamaa akapigwa bumbuwazi almanusra ajimwagie chai.
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