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Angalia huyu boyfriend alivyomuweza huyu msichana wake

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Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla
akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti
akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya
kimahaba
"Honey kama upo nyumbani umelala naomba unitumie ndoto
zako,
Kama unakula nitumie chakula, Kama unacheka nitumie kicheko
chako,
Kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,Kama unatoa pesa kwenye
A.T.M nitumie pesa." Boyfriend akajibu "NIKO CHOONI LABDA
NIKUTUMIE KINYESI MPENZI!!
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Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 14, 2019

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