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Ujanja alioutumia msichana wa kazi ili apandishiwe mshahara na mama mwenye nyumba

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Msichana wa kazi alitaka mama mwenye nyumba ampandishie mshahara….. Mama mwenye nyumba akamwambia msichana ampe sababu tatu za kutaka kupandishiwa mshahara.

Msichana: Napika vizuri kuliko wewe.

Mama: Nani kakuambia?
Msichana: Baba kaniambia.

Mama: ok. Sababu ya pili?
Msichana: Napasi nguo vizuri kuliko wewe

Mama: Nani kakuambia na hili?

Msichana: Baba pia kaniambia

Mama: ok, na sababu ya tatu?

Msichana: Najitahidi kitandani kuliko wewe.

(Hapa mama kaonekana kutaka kujua zaidi na akawa tayari kujiandaa kumrukia akate kichwa cha binti mara moja)

Mama: Mume wangu kakuambia na hili pia?

Msichana: Hapana ni Shamba boy kaniambia mimi najitahidi kitandani kuliko wewe.

Mama: Tafadhali punguza sauti baba yako asisikie. Nitakupandishia mshahara wako mara tatu…….

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