Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_13befa6337905fdad4914b111e63a985, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_13befa6337905fdad4914b111e63a985, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13
Sidebar with Floating Button
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_13befa6337905fdad4914b111e63a985, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10
AckySHINE Katoliki
☰
AckyShine
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_13befa6337905fdad4914b111e63a985, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Simu ilivyozua utata

Featured Image

Mama alichukuwa simu akampa mwanawe. Mama..Mpigie babako mwambie chakula tayari. (Mtoto akachukuwa na kupiga) Mtoto…Mama simu ya baba imepokelewa na mwanamke. (Mama kwa hasira) Akirud atanitambua leo. (Baada ya muda kidogo baba akarud,kufika mlangon tu kapokewa na sufuria ya kichwa. Hajakaa vzur mwiko wa pua) Mama..Mwanangu ulipopiga simu ya babako mwanamke wake alisemaje?? Mtoto..Alisema mteja unaempigia hapatikan kwa sasa…..

AckySHINE Solutions

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_13befa6337905fdad4914b111e63a985, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Comments

Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.

George Tenga (Guest) on January 23, 2020

πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 11, 2020

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 2, 2019

🀣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Latifa (Guest) on December 1, 2019

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

Azima (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 15, 2019

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! πŸ˜„

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 18, 2019

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 7, 2019

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 25, 2019

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 8, 2019

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 27, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 4, 2019

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 30, 2019

πŸ˜„ Umeshinda mtandao leo!

George Mallya (Guest) on July 2, 2019

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 14, 2019

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 23, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 11, 2019

πŸ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 11, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 4, 2019

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 27, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Mchuma (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Asante Ackyshine

Abubakari (Guest) on December 29, 2018

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 28, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 15, 2018

πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„

John Lissu (Guest) on December 3, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 12, 2018

🀣πŸ”₯😊

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 7, 2018

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 30, 2018

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! πŸ€£πŸ‘Œ

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! πŸ˜…

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 4, 2018

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 1, 2018

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 12, 2018

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Salum (Guest) on September 5, 2018

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 29, 2018

πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Kazija (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Khadija (Guest) on August 18, 2018

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 30, 2018

Hii ni ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Chiku (Guest) on July 29, 2018

πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Furaha (Guest) on July 22, 2018

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 15, 2018

Nimeipenda hii joke! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! πŸ‘πŸ€£

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜…

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Hawa (Guest) on March 21, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 15, 2018

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 10, 2018

πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

Chum (Guest) on January 23, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Nyota (Guest) on January 4, 2018

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini!

James Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2017

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2017

πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 5, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

Related Posts

Cheki kilichompata huyu dada!!

Cheki kilichompata huyu dada!!

NDOA inafungwa KANISANI Mchungaji akauliza-Yeyote mwenye Pingamizi La Ndoa hii kufungwa aje Mbel... Read More

Hii kazi kweli kweli, Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

Hii kazi kweli kweli, Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

UNATOKA SEBULENI UNAENDA ZAKO CHOONI UNAINGIA TU HIVI GHAFLA UNAKUTANA NA MZIGO MKUBWA WA... Read More

Baada ya kunitumia SMS usiku ikawa hivi….

Baada ya kunitumia SMS usiku ikawa hivi….

Jana usiku kuna Jirani yangu..kanitumia text "mambo vipi?"…halafu tunakaa nae mtaa mmoja nikao... Read More

Eti ni kweli hii ni sababu wanaume wana Upendo Sana?

Eti ni kweli hii ni sababu wanaume wana Upendo Sana?

Wanaume wana upendo kwa kweli.

Mwanaume hata akipewa kundi la wanawake 90 achague mmoja!! H... Read More

Je, hili nalo ulilipitia ulipokua Shuleni?

Je, hili nalo ulilipitia ulipokua Shuleni?

Hakuna Kitu Kilikua Kinaniumizaga Kipindi Nipo Shuleni.

Time Mmetoka Kwenye Mitihani Wa Mat... Read More

Duh. mjamzito ana kazi

Duh. mjamzito ana kazi

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ukimuona mjamzito katema mate ujue mtoto kajamba

... Read More
Baada ya kuumizwa kimapenzi haya ndiyo maneno

Baada ya kuumizwa kimapenzi haya ndiyo maneno

Mkishaumizwa ndo utasikia, Moyo sukuma damu sio mengine. wakati mnapenda mlizani moyo ul... Read More

Huyu jamaa ni shida, Chezea wimbo wa Taifa!

Huyu jamaa ni shida, Chezea wimbo wa Taifa!

Mke mmoja alimpa mme wake redio aende nayo chooni ili asiboreke kwa vile huwa anakaa muda mrefu.<... Read More

Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili

Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili

MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday

MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatu... Read More

Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete

Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete

Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ili... Read More
Sitasahau mwaka huu

Sitasahau mwaka huu

Sitasahau mwaka ule ambapo nilipeleka barua ya maombi yangu ya kazi kwenye kampuni moja ... Read More

Wavuta bangi wa Colombia watoa mpya

Wavuta bangi wa Colombia watoa mpya

Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali ... Read More


Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_13befa6337905fdad4914b111e63a985, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3