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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Jamaa kagombana na mkewe, akasusa kula🍽🍨 kurudi kazini kamkuta mkewe amevaa kanga imeandikwaΒ ukisusa wenzio walaΒ ilipofika asubuhi mke akavaa kanga imeandikwaΒ ukitoka 🚢🚢mwenzio anaingiaπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

jamaa akagoma kwenda kazini 😬😬 mke akabadili kanga na kuvaa iloandikwaΒ nimemdhibiti ndo mana hatoki🚷 jamaa akaenda kuomba ushauri kwa rafiki yake akaambiwa twende nyumbsni kwako, walipofika walimkuta mke kavaa kanga imeandikwaΒ ulidhani rafiki yako kumbe adui yakoπŸ€”πŸ€” jamaa akaamua kusafiri siku tano ili kupunguza hasira. Aliporudi akamkuta mke amevaa kanga imeandikwaΒ ni bora nimpe jirani kuliko kiozee ndani
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