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Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 24, 2020

😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 12, 2020

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 29, 2020

😄😅👏😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 5, 2020

😂 Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Fikiri (Guest) on January 3, 2020

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 24, 2019

🤣😆😊😂

Omar (Guest) on November 10, 2019

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 28, 2019

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! 😅😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 11, 2019

😂👌😆😊

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

Nyota (Guest) on September 5, 2019

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Daudi (Guest) on August 27, 2019

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 15, 2019

😂😂🤣

Khalifa (Guest) on June 7, 2019

😅 Bado nacheka!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 29, 2019

🤣😭😆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 26, 2019

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 22, 2019

😅😊😂👏

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 15, 2019

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 14, 2019

😄 Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 13, 2019

😊😂🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 9, 2019

😅😂👌😊

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 23, 2019

😆😂👏

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 13, 2019

😆 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 12, 2019

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 11, 2019

😂😅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 16, 2018

🤣😄😊

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 10, 2018

Umetisha! 👌😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 8, 2018

😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 11, 2018

😂🤣😆😅

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2018

😆 Hii imenigonga kweli!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Sharifa (Guest) on August 26, 2018

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 21, 2018

Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 20, 2018

😂🤣😆

John Lissu (Guest) on August 17, 2018

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 10, 2018

😂🤣

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 2, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 27, 2018

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

Ali (Guest) on May 25, 2018

😆 Hiyo punchline!

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 13, 2018

🤣🤣😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 12, 2018

😆 Nacheka hadi chini!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 5, 2018

🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 12, 2018

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 3, 2018

Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! 😄

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 23, 2018

😂🤣😂😅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

George Tenga (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 9, 2018

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 30, 2017

😊😂😅👏

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