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Mwafirika
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May 1, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 1, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Issa
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Salima
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 29, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 26, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 23, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 21, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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George Tenga
Guest
May 20, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 18, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 12, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Jafari
Guest
May 5, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
