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Stephen Kangethe
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Dec 17, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
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Mjaka
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Dec 13, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Yusra
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Dec 10, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Hashim
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Dec 8, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
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Samson Mahiga
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Dec 5, 2022
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
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Linda Karimi
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Nov 29, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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George Wanjala
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Nov 22, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Ndoto
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Nov 20, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
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Paul Ndomba
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Oct 10, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
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Joseph Mallya
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Sep 25, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
π€£ Pure genius!
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Juma
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
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Nora Kidata
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Sep 9, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
π This is a keeper!
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Amina
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
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Omari
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
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Raha
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Jul 16, 2022
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
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Warda
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
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Joyce Nkya
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Jun 22, 2022
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
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Neema
Guest
May 31, 2022
π Iβm dying!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 25, 2022
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 24, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 22, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 11, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
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Safiya
Guest
May 11, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
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Mhina
Guest
May 9, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Latifa
Guest
May 7, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
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Muslima
Guest
May 2, 2022
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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Janet Mbithe
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Apr 24, 2022
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
π Added to my favorites!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
π This joke just made my day!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π