Why are fish so smart?

James Kimani (Guest) on September 30, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 28, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 25, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 20, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rashid (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 6, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nahida (Guest) on September 5, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 1, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 18, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Juma (Guest) on August 13, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 31, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 27, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Majid (Guest) on July 20, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on July 17, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 5, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 4, 2022

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 24, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Fadhili (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Shukuru (Guest) on June 14, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Baridi (Guest) on June 9, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 2, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 21, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on May 12, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Asha (Guest) on April 29, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Ahmed (Guest) on April 27, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Leila (Guest) on April 22, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Jamal (Guest) on April 15, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

John Malisa (Guest) on April 14, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Bahati (Guest) on April 13, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 2, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 31, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Shamsa (Guest) on March 26, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Sharifa (Guest) on March 23, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

James Kimani (Guest) on March 20, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Hamida (Guest) on March 15, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 7, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Salima (Guest) on March 2, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 20, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Wande (Guest) on February 16, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 15, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 7, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Jamila (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 10, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Hassan (Guest) on January 2, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 24, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

James Mduma (Guest) on December 11, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 3, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Ndoto (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Latifa (Guest) on November 22, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 15, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 12, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 26, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mohamed (Guest) on October 24, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱