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Huyu jamaa kawaweza polisi watatu, cheki alichowaambia

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: kimya
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: we nani kwani?
Polisi::: sisi polisi
Jamaa::: mnataka nini?

Polisi::: kuongea na wewe
Jamaa::: kuongea na mimi?!
Polisi::: ndio
Jamaa::: mko wangapi?
Polisi::: tuko watatu
Jamaa::: kama mko watatu si muongee wenyewe…!!!

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