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Baada ya mwizi kuvunja mlango huko Tarime, akaingia kwenye stoo akaona vinyama kwenye bakuli vikiwa vimekauka. Akaonja 1 akaona kitamu na kina chumvi! Akavila vyote. Alipomaliza akaangalia juu ya mlango akaona pameandikwa; "chumba cha UKEKETAJI WANAWAKE". Unafikiri atakuwa amekula nini?

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Majid (Guest) on June 7, 2017

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2017

😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 15, 2017

😆 Ninakufa hapa!

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 8, 2017

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 26, 2017

Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 21, 2017

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 25, 2016

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣

Omar (Guest) on November 30, 2016

😅 Bado nacheka!

Jafari (Guest) on November 1, 2016

😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 26, 2016

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 23, 2016

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

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😅 Nilihitaji hii!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 14, 2016

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 12, 2016

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

Yusuf (Guest) on June 26, 2016

Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! 😄

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 16, 2016

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 11, 2016

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

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😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

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😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

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Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰

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Hii imenikuna! 😆😊

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Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂

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Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Rahma (Guest) on March 18, 2016

😂 Hii ni kali sana!

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Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

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Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

Sumaya (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 12, 2015

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 27, 2015

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Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 13, 2015

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Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 10, 2015

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 25, 2015

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Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 14, 2015

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 14, 2015

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

Aziza (Guest) on August 8, 2015

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Robert Okello (Guest) on August 8, 2015

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Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 1, 2015

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Rahim (Guest) on June 24, 2015

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

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Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 27, 2015

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Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 23, 2015

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Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 14, 2015

😆 Nacheka hadi chini!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 21, 2015

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 7, 2015

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

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