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Ungekua wewe ndio boss wa huyu jamaa ungempa kazi? Ungemjibu nini?

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*Boss*:-kijana unataka nini ndani ya ofisi zangu?
*Jamaa*:-Samahani naomba kazi ya ulinzi ndugu.

*Boss*:-umesoma mpaka wapi?
*Jamaa*:-mpaka form four.
*Boss*:-unajua kingereza?
*Jamaa*:-kwani hao wezi wanakuja na wazungu???.
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John Mwangi (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 29, 2017

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πŸ˜‚ Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

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Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 31, 2016

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Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 25, 2016

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Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

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Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2016

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜… Bado ninacheka!

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Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 25, 2016

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John Lissu (Guest) on March 1, 2016

πŸ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Juma (Guest) on February 21, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Ninaihifadhi hii!

Warda (Guest) on February 19, 2016

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🀣🀣

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 19, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 4, 2016

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2015

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Husna (Guest) on December 14, 2015

πŸ˜„ Kali sana!

Khalifa (Guest) on December 1, 2015

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 30, 2015

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

John Malisa (Guest) on November 5, 2015

Hii imenikuna! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 1, 2015

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Binti (Guest) on September 14, 2015

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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 11, 2015

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Zainab (Guest) on August 16, 2015

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Bakari (Guest) on August 5, 2015

🀣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Ali (Guest) on June 16, 2015

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Chris Okello (Guest) on June 7, 2015

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Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 17, 2015

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